Jacob's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Carrot Jockey]

I'm in love with the elegant political commentary regarding carrots on unicorns. Only so often do I see that here. It really got me thinking.

Sockembop responds:

I'm glad you picked up on the political statement about carrots on unicorns. I was worried people would miss that.

[Nuclear War!]

God I'm excited for this.
My only real criticism is that the sabers should be thicker; fairly comparable to the size of the hilt. Maybe more texture for the mask, too.

Kel-chan responds:

Yup problem solved! These pictures are made with a different rendering engine which makes pretty pictures but is too much for my computer to handle so theres another program i'm using to make the actual animation. It's slightly less pretty but it fixes the LS blades so they're nice and fat and glow

[Senna]

These are looking sick!
Mind sharing what the project is all about?

Kel-chan responds:

Its a test project- I'm going to make a short trailer to see the response, learn the workflow of these programs and what's possible and what's not given my hardware. Depending on if people are interested or not I'll continue it. If its good, I might have ask your help for some voices for Senna's Jedi Master

[bros before ho's]

What?

Dude, this is the worst game ever. I mean, none of the controls even work, and I'm pretty sure the final boss has a dildo up his arse.
But the art was great, so I guess I'll give you a ten.
All I'm saying is, you could have put a little more effort into the coding.
Wait, what's an Art Submission?

I feel bad for a pointless review now, but the concept of erasing seems like too backwards a direction, so I think I'll actually try to assess the art.
On second thought, this is pretty much perfect for what it aimed for. The characters are easily recognizable, despite the wonderful adaptation into this concept. The lighting is fantastic, the concept is fantastic, the shading is fantastic... altogether, I really, really like this.
Though, the horn/spike coming out of Satan's left wing sort of looks like an ingrown toenail. Maybe it is. Poor Satan - I bet that'll be a bitch to remove!
I've already forgotten what I wrote. I sure hope it wasn't offensive.

sucho responds:

whu