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Total Medals Earned: 1,514 (From 210 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 24,205 Points

Relive Your Life

Medals Earned: 25/32 (340/500 points)

100 MPH Spank! 10 Points

Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!

Big Mouth 10 Points

Because bragging gets you nowhere.

Blind Runner 10 Points

Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.

Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points

Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!

Dead Mutant Baby 10 Points

Death snagged you so young!

Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman 10 Points

Yogurt.

Dressing in Drag 10 Points

Rambo is quite the prankster!

Extra! Extra! 10 Points

Check out any of the external links

HomeRun! 10 Points

Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?

Human Appliance 10 Points

Science is bad, M'kay?

I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. 10 Points

But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)

Love at First Fight 10 Points

Your sister figures out love the hard way.

Mee-Yow! 10 Points

A WILD CatFight ensues!

Meet Joe Black 10 Points

This was hilarious to animate :)

Mutually Assured Destruction 10 Points

Everything dies and it's all your fault.

Nice Save! 10 Points

Obviously she's a keeper!

Puppy Love 10 Points

Like OMG, Totes jelly.

Self Consumed Donut 10 Points

Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT

Shoop Da Whoop! 10 Points

Imma firin mah lazor!!!

The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points

You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!

The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points

You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.

The Man Who Owns Time 10 Points

"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."

The Naked Mile 10 Points

If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.

Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points

You become Saint Awesome!

GODLIKE! 100 Points

You shake hands with the Almighty himself!

30 Rock Date 10 Points

TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!

FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points

Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.

Hellfire Injection 10 Points

Time paid life's bill.

Hide 'n Seek 10 Points

He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!

My Hero. 10 Points

No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.

Tails Never Fails 10 Points

A classic for bidding!

Lives Worth Living! 100 Points

You found all 29 different endings!

REPLAYING :the game:

Medals Earned: 3/4 (150/250 points)

A Little Birdie Told Me. 25 Points

Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.

Bloodbath 25 Points

Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.

THE END 100 Points

Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.

Unlock-ness Monster 100 Points

Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.

Return to Riddle School

Medals Earned: 7/7 (115/115 points)

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Revenge of The Kid

Medals Earned: 10/11 (360/385 points)

TROPHY HUNT 10 Points

Take out your first bandit

BANDIT COUNTRY 25 Points

50 bandit kills

BULLET 2 BULLET 25 Points

Shoot 5 bullets mid-air

EARL GREYED-OUT 25 Points

Continue your family re-union

STITCHED UP MITCH 25 Points

Get some answers

TAKE NO HIT 25 Points

Take no damage for 60 seconds of active play

TOOLED UP 25 Points

Unlock all weapons

CLINT DEADWOOD 50 Points

Say goodbye to an old friend

INVINCIBLE 50 Points

Win a perfect showdown

NO NEWS FROM NUNEZ 100 Points

Settle a score

RICK O'SHEA AWARD 25 Points

10 ricochet kills

Robinson Crusoe: The Game

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/220 points)

Tool Finder 5 Points

Find all 8 useable tools in the game

Happy Shack 5 Points

Reach full happiness in the happy shack without making any 'slip-ups'

Survivor 10 Points

Survive the cannibal attack

Always Energetic 25 Points

Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Energy

Fed Well 25 Points

Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Hunger

Forever Satisfied 25 Points

Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% morale

Never Thirsty 25 Points

Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Thirst

Built All 50 Points

Construct all 11 buildings within 10 days

Wilsooonnnn! 50 Points

Find wilson on the day that he washes on to shore!

Sausage Game

Medals Earned: 22/22 (305/305 points)

Shorty got low 5 Points

Hit the floor

Life Giver 5 Points

Create new life

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Jump Scare 5 Points

Peek in the hole, I dare you...

The Stuff 10 Points

Get it

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Enabler 5 Points

SNOOOooorrrrttttt!!!!

Meet The Boss 5 Points

I wonder if he's hiring?

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Going Up? 5 Points

Ride the Elevator

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Crow Away 10 Points

Get rid of the crows

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Score!

Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)

Deaf 5 Points

The sound of silence...

Frotteurism 5 Points

It's just too hard to resist...

Hospitalized 5 Points

Let's take this outside!

Quitter 5 Points

Only losers give up and go home alone.

Rejection 5 Points

Love hurts.

Scooter Rooter 5 Points

Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.

The Flash 5 Points

Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!

Thirsty 5 Points

Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!

Violence 5 Points

Put em up.

Alpha Male 10 Points

Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.

Beached As 10 Points

Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!

Booze Hound 10 Points

Drink til you drop.

Cock Block 10 Points

Chicks before dicks.

Hungry 10 Points

They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!

Sleazebag 10 Points

Can anyone say... Date rape?

Experimenting 25 Points

Proven to double your chances!

Multicultural 25 Points

Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!

True Gentleman 25 Points

Treat her like a lady.

2's Company 3's... 50 Points

...a hell of a good time!

Casanova 50 Points

There's clearly no one that you can't please!

Score! 100 Points

You are officially the master of scoring!

Second Star to the Right

Medals Earned: 2/2 (20/20 points)

Fairy Freek 10 Points

Collect 4 Fairies

Hooked 10 Points

Defeat Captain Hook

Seedling

Medals Earned: 4/15 (30/500 points)

The Quest 5 Points

speak to the Oracle.

Fall of the Shieldspire 10 Points

defeat the first boss.

Fall of Time 10 Points

defeat the second boss

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Fall of the Tentacled Beast 25 Points

defeat the fourth boss.

Fall of the Totem 25 Points

defeat the third boss.

Health 25 Points

obtain a health pickup.

Mower 25 Points

cut 10,000 blades of grass.

Fall of the King of Fire 50 Points

defeat the sixth boss.

Fall of the Lights 50 Points

defeat the fifth boss.

Fall of the Owl 50 Points

defeat the seventh boss.

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Sideways

Medals Earned: 2/6 (75/295 points)

Death Medal 25 Points

Die 50 times

Hero 50 Points

Complete the game

Fall Fast 10 Points

On 'Difficulty Increased' level, fall out of the purple gate instead of walk.

Just Made It 10 Points

Make it through a purple gate just as it's closing

500th Flip 100 Points

Rotate the screen 500 times

Super Hero 100 Points

Complete the game without dying